Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
[Homer and Bart gasp]
Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"? I meant that wet bathing suit.
I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone.
Bart: Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer.
Homer: Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss
every summer.
-- Yeah, but he'll also be earning money,
"Bart of Darkness"
[Homer and Bart gasp]
Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"? I meant that wet bathing suit.
I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone.
Bart: Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer.
Homer: Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss
every summer.
-- Yeah, but he'll also be earning money,
"Bart of Darkness"
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Barty-boy. [aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend... - Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going
to have to amputate
your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right... - Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is
inflamed and about to burst
which _will_ make it easier to find once I... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson
as I call it. Grimes: Yeah, what did you... - Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you.
Homer: It's _cool_ in here
boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live... - Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points... - Hibbert: Bart, I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal O
Bart: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I got this cool... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers...
