[Homer watches TV]
Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
[Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV]
Lisa: Dad! [turns off TV]
[Homer turn it back on with remote control]
Lisa: Dad! [Bart unplugs TV]
Homer: [cheery] Yes, Lisa?
Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a
taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the
only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand
that your refusal would result in months and months of...
Bart+Lisa: Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Bart: Can we -- [Lisa motions him to stop]
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the
adding of chocolate to milk.
-- A fitting celebration, "Bart of Darkness"
Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
[Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV]
Lisa: Dad! [turns off TV]
[Homer turn it back on with remote control]
Lisa: Dad! [Bart unplugs TV]
Homer: [cheery] Yes, Lisa?
Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a
taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the
only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand
that your refusal would result in months and months of...
Bart+Lisa: Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Bart: Can we -- [Lisa motions him to stop]
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the
adding of chocolate to milk.
-- A fitting celebration, "Bart of Darkness"
Related:
- Homer: Aw, I need a hug.
[everyone pauses,
then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated... - Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000?
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated... - Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously]
[Bart pulls back the covers]
[Homer looks grotesquely sick]
Bart:
Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans,
Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer... - Lisa: Come on, Dad. You can make it!
Abe: Aw, of course he'll make it.
It's TV. -- Metahumor, "Deep Space...
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- Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Burns:
Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite... - Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
Other principals try to unload problem cases that way... - Ashley: You grabbed me in the car!
Homer: Oh, that.
No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that... - Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit]
Homer: I'm alive.
I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline... - Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph,
the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing...
