Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you.
Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can
live inside the refrigerator.
Marge: [poking her head in] Homer, the fridge wasn't meant to be used
this way...although I must say, it's certainly refreshing!
[She and Lisa crawl in]
[Maggie does too, and goes to sleep on some jello]
Homer: I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.
Marge: Won't this overload the motor?
[the motor buzzes, then fizzles and smokes]
Homer: Marge, can you set the oven to "cold"?
-- Forgetting his Appliances 101 class,
"Bart of Darkness"
Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can
live inside the refrigerator.
Marge: [poking her head in] Homer, the fridge wasn't meant to be used
this way...although I must say, it's certainly refreshing!
[She and Lisa crawl in]
[Maggie does too, and goes to sleep on some jello]
Homer: I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.
Marge: Won't this overload the motor?
[the motor buzzes, then fizzles and smokes]
Homer: Marge, can you set the oven to "cold"?
-- Forgetting his Appliances 101 class,
"Bart of Darkness"
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