Abe: Oh, why'd she have to leave me?
Jasper: [walking in] Hi, Abe! We heard you was in need of some cheering
up. We got you a special cake. ["cheer up Abe"]
[coughing comes from inside the cake]
Jasper: [looking in] Uh oh. Better call the nurse.
-- Geriatric disasters, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Jasper: [walking in] Hi, Abe! We heard you was in need of some cheering
up. We got you a special cake. ["cheer up Abe"]
[coughing comes from inside the cake]
Jasper: [looking in] Uh oh. Better call the nurse.
-- Geriatric disasters, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Related:
- Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you.
[brings in the cake.
Everyone takes photos of her, and Maggie... - Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my
mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an
apple!
[demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty... - Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't... - Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is... - Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice!
Abe:
I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours...
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- Hey, cool, I'm dead.
-- Bart realizes he's dead,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate... - Homer: Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel.
Ned: Ho ho,
no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha... Homer: [sternly]... - Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you,
Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never... - Edna: Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have
arrived.
They've been designed by eminent posturologists to...
