Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation
cel?
Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so --
[Bart pulls it out]
-- crappy. It looks like part of Scratchy's arm.
Bart: Oh, no. I used Dad's credit card to buy this!
Lisa: Yeesh. How much was it?
Bart: $350.
Lisa: Ooh...
[a ghostly Nelson at Bart's shoulder saying "Ha ha!"]
[at the Kwik-E-Mart, Nelson writhes on the floor]
Apu: Oh my God. This boy is having an out-of-body experience. This is
very...bad for business.
-- The proper response, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
cel?
Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so --
[Bart pulls it out]
-- crappy. It looks like part of Scratchy's arm.
Bart: Oh, no. I used Dad's credit card to buy this!
Lisa: Yeesh. How much was it?
Bart: $350.
Lisa: Ooh...
[a ghostly Nelson at Bart's shoulder saying "Ha ha!"]
[at the Kwik-E-Mart, Nelson writhes on the floor]
Apu: Oh my God. This boy is having an out-of-body experience. This is
very...bad for business.
-- The proper response, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash... - Bart and Homer run into each other]
Bart: Pardon me,
sir. Forgive my clumsiness. Homer: Not at all. Bart... - Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the
credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to
cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is
Springfield Elementary?
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu]... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's...
From the same category:
- Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
But his job description clearly specified an illiterate... - You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A
to point B -
and on weekends, point C. But that was the old me... - Kent: Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been
hiccupping for 45 years!
Man: [hic!] Kill me! [hic] Kill me! -- "Itchy... - Smithers: When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory
party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
[the crowd applauds] Burns: Now, as an added... - Narrator: Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
Homer: Sir, Narrator: said I, Homer: ...
