Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you
last Sunday --
Abe: Tell her I love her!
Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh! I know my mother. If you
come on too strong, she's going to get scared away!
Abe: [runs to other phone] I love ya!
Jackie: What?
Marge: Er, I love you, Mom!
Abe: I love you, I love you --
[Marge joins in saying "I love you"]
Marge: -- I love you. I love you, Mom, gotta go!
-- No telemarketing skill at all, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
last Sunday --
Abe: Tell her I love her!
Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh! I know my mother. If you
come on too strong, she's going to get scared away!
Abe: [runs to other phone] I love ya!
Jackie: What?
Marge: Er, I love you, Mom!
Abe: I love you, I love you --
[Marge joins in saying "I love you"]
Marge: -- I love you. I love you, Mom, gotta go!
-- No telemarketing skill at all, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Related:
- Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe... - Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids
watching it, open their mouths] Homer: [quickly] Kids... - Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my
mother and we'll all go out to dinner
Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over
[he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Bart... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just...
