Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one
who can have a girls' night out. [dials the phone]
Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer. I'm watching the game.
[Shaves a woman's legs]
Woman: Shave up, not down, you idiot!
Burns: Ooh, sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and --
wait a minute! Who is this?
Flanders: Howdily-doodily-do!
[Homer hangs up]
Hello? Y'ello! Hellodily-odily!
-- Maybe some other night, "Marge on the Lam"
who can have a girls' night out. [dials the phone]
Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer. I'm watching the game.
[Shaves a woman's legs]
Woman: Shave up, not down, you idiot!
Burns: Ooh, sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and --
wait a minute! Who is this?
Flanders: Howdily-doodily-do!
[Homer hangs up]
Hello? Y'ello! Hellodily-odily!
-- Maybe some other night, "Marge on the Lam"
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--
Homer reveals mankind's greatest threats...
