Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.

Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again. I
guess the next time I see you won't be until
Thanksgiving.
Homer: [sly] Or if not then, Christmas...
Abe: I suppose I'll be gettin' home too. At least I got
Matlock to keep me company. Oh! He's on in five
minutes.
Jackie: He is? Step on it!
[the old folks' bus pulls up]
Crazy old man: [inside] Hurry up, hurry! Each "Matlock" could be our
last.
-- A wish before dying, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"

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