Marge: {Everybody get ready! Here comes the birthday girl,

Marge: {Everybody get ready! Here comes the birthday girl, in her
very first dress.}
Everyone: {Aw!}
Patty: {She's a little angel.}
Selma: {Yeah. I want to put a hook in her and hang her from our
Christmas tree.}
Abe: {[loudly] What smells?}
Marge: {Uh oh.}
-- A wee accident?, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"

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