Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer. Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday,

Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer.
Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday, granddaughter.
Patty: Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street.
[Abe knocks on door]
Abe: [to black man who answers] Happy Birthday!
-- That's him, all right, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"

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