Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday
cake.
Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's
birthday?
Oh. [eats the extra "a" and "g", then eats other letters]
Marge: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it. I made a special cake for you to
ruin. It's over there.
Homer: Ooh! [goes over, picks letters off it]
-- She knows him well, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
cake.
Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's
birthday?
Oh. [eats the extra "a" and "g", then eats other letters]
Marge: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it. I made a special cake for you to
ruin. It's over there.
Homer: Ooh! [goes over, picks letters off it]
-- She knows him well, "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
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