Homer: Where are you going? Marge: I don't know. Homer:

Homer: Where are you going?
Marge: I don't know.
Homer: When will you be home?
Marge: I'm not sure.
Homer: Where are you going?
Marge: You already asked me that.
-- The long-term effects of TV-watching,
"Marge on the Lam"

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