Apu: Oh, Mrs. Simpson: it may interest to you to know we're having a
sale on blue dye #52. It is your hair color, I believe.
Marge: Whatever do you mean? I don't die my hair. [sheepish laughter]
Moe: Naw, naw, you got it wrong, 'pu. She's blue #56.
Marge: I don't know what you're talking about. [walks off]
Edna: We just love your husband's class.
Marge: [driving away] That's nice...
-- A fine cover-up, "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
sale on blue dye #52. It is your hair color, I believe.
Marge: Whatever do you mean? I don't die my hair. [sheepish laughter]
Moe: Naw, naw, you got it wrong, 'pu. She's blue #56.
Marge: I don't know what you're talking about. [walks off]
Edna: We just love your husband's class.
Marge: [driving away] That's nice...
-- A fine cover-up, "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
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Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else can:
a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh,... - Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your
problem.
[turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evelyn... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things... - Maude: I just hope they have Us magazine in heaven.
Mrs. S: He said it was his day to use the tub pillow... - A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college,
taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company... - Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
[everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the...
