Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.

Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on
child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good
men out there.
Barney: Hey! [to waiter] Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy
somethin' --
-- "Marge on the Lam"

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