Man: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off.

Man: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to
saw your arms off. [brandishes a buzzsaw]
Homer: [plaintive] They'll grow back, right?
Man: Oh, er, yeah.
Homer: Whew!
-- He failed anatomy, I guess, "Marge on the Lam"

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