Colonel: It's good to have another combat veteran around here. I
myself received a number of medals for, um, securing that
Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?
Skinner: Hmm, yes, colonel. Now I understand it will be my duty to
mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly-trained
infantry unit.
Colonel: Sure, I, I guess. Here they come! [a bus arrives]
Recruit 1: Hey, where do I get my grenades at?
Recruit 2: They don't have them group toilets here no more, do they?
-- Highly potty-trained, anyway,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
myself received a number of medals for, um, securing that
Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City?
Skinner: Hmm, yes, colonel. Now I understand it will be my duty to
mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly-trained
infantry unit.
Colonel: Sure, I, I guess. Here they come! [a bus arrives]
Recruit 1: Hey, where do I get my grenades at?
Recruit 2: They don't have them group toilets here no more, do they?
-- Highly potty-trained, anyway,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Related:
- Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Men: [jogging]
"I knew a woman in Paris, France,
Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinner: Wait... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - Bart: If there was some way to get rid of Flanders,
would you want to come back? Skinner: Ehh... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
They'll make a pizza pie with the topping... - Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is
going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned...
From the same category:
- Marge: Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine".
It's a book I read as a girl. Bart: A book!? Pfffft... - Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance.
Young Patty:
Uh huh. But you have to be our slave. Young Marge... - Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace,
"Bart Gets... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she's not claimed within
the next hour,
she will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment...
