Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh -- Marge:

Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge: You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered for
that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters'.
[Flashback]
Doctor: Mr. Simpson, you _do_ realize this may result in hair loss,
giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?
Homer: Yeah, yeah, just give me the serum.
[Doctor injects him]
[Back to the present]
Homer: Heh heh, it was worth it.
[Homer falls out of his chair]
[giddily] Tee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee --
-- A tangled web, "Marge on the Lam"

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