Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides,

Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two
tickets to the ballet.
Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo!
Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?
Homer: Marjorie, _please_. I enjoy _all_ the meats of our cultural
stew.
-- Particularly the snouts and entrails,
"Marge on the Lam"

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