Lisa: Oh, who am I kidding? There's no _way_ I'm ever going to beat
Alison.
Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit
devious, a bit -- as the French say -- Bartesque.
Lisa: I'll do whatever it takes.
Bart: Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
-- No hyperbole in this household, "Lisa's Rival"
Alison.
Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit
devious, a bit -- as the French say -- Bartesque.
Lisa: I'll do whatever it takes.
Bart: Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
-- No hyperbole in this household, "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?... - Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to
Principal Skinner.
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator... - Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's
friend,
not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person... - Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend,
not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person... - Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time.
Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to... - I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit.
Lisa, "(Lurleen on... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
There's no shame in being second. [imagines]...
From the same category:
- Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's
requirements to box,
wrestle or be shot out of a cannon. Marge: [growls]... - Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her.
Ned:
Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd... - Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary... - Moe: Linda Ronstadt! How'd ya get <her>?
Barney:
Oh, we've been looking for a project to do together... - Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question.
What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious...
