Lisa: Oh, who am I kidding? There's no _way_ I'm ever going to beat
Alison.
Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit
devious, a bit -- as the French say -- Bartesque.
Lisa: I'll do whatever it takes.
Bart: Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
-- No hyperbole in this household, "Lisa's Rival"
Alison.
Bart: Sure there is! ...but it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit
devious, a bit -- as the French say -- Bartesque.
Lisa: I'll do whatever it takes.
Bart: Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
-- No hyperbole in this household, "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?... - Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to
Principal Skinner
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator... - Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's
friend
not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person... - Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend
not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person... - Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time.
Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to... - I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit
Lisa, "(Lurleen on Me)... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me
There's no shame in being second. [imagines]...
