Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House." Folks,

Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons
as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."
Folks, do you realize without your support, public television
can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as "Edward
the Penitent"?
[Cut to clip]
Edward: [kissing the papal ring] I'm really, really, _really_ sorry --
Pope: I'm afraid "sorry" doesn't cut it with this pope!
-- Eleven "Tony"-winning shows, "Marge on the Lam"

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