Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character,

Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know
it's against all your moral fibers --
Lisa: [grabs sheet] Give it to me. [chuckles] Hey, wait! There's
nothing bad here.
Bart: Yep, she's clean as a bean, but...I _did_ tip off the Feds as
to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse.
[Milhouse stands at the mouth of a large pipe with his hands
up, facing an agent pointing a gun at him]
Milhouse: I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.
Agent: I don't care.
Milhouse: [turns around, looks down, jumps...off a dam]
Aah...[hits churning water at bottom] Ouch! My glasses.
-- Priorities out of whack, "Lisa's Rival"