Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress.

Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...unless it's from
a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm, that gives me an idea.
[pulls out pocket tape recorder, presses "record"]
Note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
[chuckles]
[turns back to Lisa, then as an afterthought, chuckles onto
tape again]
Hey, I know! How about I dig up some dirt on Alison?
Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on "America's Most
Wanted"?
[two agents in sunglasses drive up, see Milhouse]
Agent 1: There he is on the monkey bars.
Agent 2: Try to take him alive.
Milhouse: Oh no, not again!
-- Bart's bestest buddy, "Lisa's Rival"

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