Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
Homer: D'oh!
-- How'd she figure that out?, "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
Homer: D'oh!
-- How'd she figure that out?, "Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the
Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the... - Marge: [goes into labor] Oh!
Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let... - Marge: Homer, what happened to you?
Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else can:
a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh,... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause... - Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer...
