[Deprogrammer walks out of the room]
Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your
son back.
[Hans Moleman walks out]
Hans: Mom, Dad, I missed you.
Homer: Oh -- [kisses him a few times]
Marge: Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
Homer: Can I keep in anyway? Huh? Huh?
-- A welcome addition to any family, "Burns' Heir"
Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your
son back.
[Hans Moleman walks out]
Hans: Mom, Dad, I missed you.
Homer: Oh -- [kisses him a few times]
Marge: Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
Homer: Can I keep in anyway? Huh? Huh?
-- A welcome addition to any family, "Burns' Heir"
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saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back... - Bart: Hurry up and finish eating!
Homer: You're steering fine,
boy. Hard to the right! Bart: Oh! Homer: Hard to... - Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person.
"Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Wiggum: All right, Simpson, you're free to go.
Homer:
Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry... - Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the...
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- Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter,
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All your son wanted was a little attention, a little... - Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife? Homer... - If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the
abandoned coke oven.
Monty Burns, "Last Exit to...
