Marge: I'm very concerned. Mr. Burns has stolen our son and he won't
give him back!
Wiggum: Oh, for gosh g -- can't you people solve these problems
yourselves? I mean, we can't be, er, "policing" the whole city.
-- "Burns' Heir"
give him back!
Wiggum: Oh, for gosh g -- can't you people solve these problems
yourselves? I mean, we can't be, er, "policing" the whole city.
-- "Burns' Heir"
Related:
- Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Deprogrammer walks out of the room]
Deprogrammer: Well,
it was a gruelling two weeks -- but you have your ... - Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu,
and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from ... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um,
uh, er...} {[Homer waves his nametag back... - Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the...
From the same category:
- Lisa: We'd be doing our part for the environment! Plus,
we'd get to clean up all those cute animals... - Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested
-
[a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky... - Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner
voice inside,
your inner child. Listen! What's he saying? Ned... - Milhouse: You going to flush it? [a cherry bomb]
Bart:
What can I say? I got a weakness for the classics... - Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice...
