Homer: Bart, you're coming home.
Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with
bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Well, go ahead -- do your worst!
[Burns slams the door and locks it]
[disbelieving] He locked the door! I'll show him -- [rings the
doorbell and runs away]
-- Swish, "Burns' Heir"
Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with
bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Well, go ahead -- do your worst!
[Burns slams the door and locks it]
[disbelieving] He locked the door! I'll show him -- [rings the
doorbell and runs away]
-- Swish, "Burns' Heir"
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donuts]
Homer:
Hey, the trail of donuts ended -- [gasps] Bart! ... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns... - Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids,
watching it, open their mouths] Homer: [quickly] Kids... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart...
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- Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just
said.
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"A foolish man who who built his house on sand." Homer... - Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
This will get you a little closer to that dream of... - The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank. -- Principal Skinner to...
