Lisa: Dad! You're sinking.
Homer: Huh?
Marge: Get a rope, Bart?
Homer: Naw, that's OK. I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out.
First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out, now I'll pull my
arms out with my face.
-- Homer at the Springfield tar pits,
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
Homer: Huh?
Marge: Get a rope, Bart?
Homer: Naw, that's OK. I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out.
First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out, now I'll pull my
arms out with my face.
-- Homer at the Springfield tar pits,
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
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