Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious
ivory...[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's
connected to.
Bart: Dad, I can't let you sell him. Stampy and I are friends.
[Stampy beats him with his trunk] Ow! Anyway, I want him to go
to that animal refuge.
Homer: Forget it! That elephant cost me thousands of dollars.
Lisa: Dad, how would _you_ like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
Homer: I'd like it fine.
Bart: Even if he killed you and made your teeth into piano keys?
Homer: Yes, of course I would! Who wouldn't like that -- to be part of
the music scene?
-- The difference between involvement and commitment,
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
ivory...[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's
connected to.
Bart: Dad, I can't let you sell him. Stampy and I are friends.
[Stampy beats him with his trunk] Ow! Anyway, I want him to go
to that animal refuge.
Homer: Forget it! That elephant cost me thousands of dollars.
Lisa: Dad, how would _you_ like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
Homer: I'd like it fine.
Bart: Even if he killed you and made your teeth into piano keys?
Homer: Yes, of course I would! Who wouldn't like that -- to be part of
the music scene?
-- The difference between involvement and commitment,
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots... - Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory
dealer
You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep... - Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my
life
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!}
Lisa
{No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming... - Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. ... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No
Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself]... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad...
