Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant:
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah.
Lisa: It's perfect, Dad.
Homer: I only have two questions: "How much", and "Give it to me".
Warden: Well, we really can't offer you any money, we're a non-profit
organization.
Homer: So your bid is zero.
Warden: Well, we like to think of it as --
Homer: Thank you.
Warden: You know I really think --
Homer: Thank you.
-- Zero don't pay the bills, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah.
Lisa: It's perfect, Dad.
Homer: I only have two questions: "How much", and "Give it to me".
Warden: Well, we really can't offer you any money, we're a non-profit
organization.
Homer: So your bid is zero.
Warden: Well, we like to think of it as --
Homer: Thank you.
Warden: You know I really think --
Homer: Thank you.
-- Zero don't pay the bills, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Stampy butts another elephant]
Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious
ivory.
[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well,
thank you, honey. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs... - Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once,
right? Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. ...
