Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African
elephant and I need it today. But I'm afraid this just isn't
what I'm looking for.
Homer: What do you mea? It's an elephant, isn't it?
Man: Well, it is, and it isn't. If you understand what I mean.
Homer: [pause]
[happily] He likes peanuts.
-- A good selling-point, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
elephant and I need it today. But I'm afraid this just isn't
what I'm looking for.
Homer: What do you mea? It's an elephant, isn't it?
Man: Well, it is, and it isn't. If you understand what I mean.
Homer: [pause]
[happily] He likes peanuts.
-- A good selling-point, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant
Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's... - Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us?
Homer
Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name... - Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. ... - Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge
I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism... - I am not an animal.
Elephant... - Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit]
Homer: I'm alive
I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline... - Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory
dealer
You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep... - Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'
Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir. Homer: And uh...
