Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the
status of kings on earth!
Nerd 3: Mr. Simpson? We all have nosebleeds.
-- Genii non-savants, "Homer Goes to College"
they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the
status of kings on earth!
Nerd 3: Mr. Simpson? We all have nosebleeds.
-- Genii non-savants, "Homer Goes to College"
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