Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!}
Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.}
Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?
[later, at home]}
Marge: {Ooh, Homer, there's a bird on your head!}
Homer: {I know. He's grooming me. Mmm...elephant fresh.}
-- Fresh as you can get, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.}
Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?
[later, at home]}
Marge: {Ooh, Homer, there's a bird on your head!}
Homer: {I know. He's grooming me. Mmm...elephant fresh.}
-- Fresh as you can get, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore.
Homer: Heh heh.
it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew,... - Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my
life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship... - Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious
ivory.
[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's... - Stampy trumpets]
Homer: What's he yelling about?
Lisa:
He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter]... - Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle]
Hmm.
"Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, ... - Stampy lies weakly on the ground]
Lisa: He can't just eat peanuts,
Dad, he needs plants to live. Homer: [crafty] Plants... - Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart?
Bart: Nah.
He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically...
From the same category:
- Marge: How are you enjoying your ham, Homey?
Homer:
Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth... Marge... - A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar?
Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took... - Okay everybody, for the next fifteen minutes, one third off on every
pitcher.
One per customer, domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing... - Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design... - Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet.
-- Monty Burns' famous words,
"Homer's...
