Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism
works. In theory.
-- Pros and cons of keeping the elephant,
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism
works. In theory.
-- Pros and cons of keeping the elephant,
"Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant
Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's... - Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!}
Lisa
{No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming... - Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started
Homer: I call the basement! Bart+Lisa: Fine. Homer... - Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore.
Homer: Heh heh
it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew,... - Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. ... - Stampy butts another elephant]
Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking... - Homer drives into a preserved deer statue]
Homer: D'oh
Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best... - Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson?
Bart
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good...
