Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down, but, heh, look
kid, the thing us, uh heh heh...we don't _have_ an elephant, heh
heh.
Bill: Come on, kid: just take the money, huh? Otherwise we might get
fired. You don't want us to get fired, do you?
Bart: Ehh, either way.
[the DJs gasp]
-- The cruelty of ten-year-olds, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
kid, the thing us, uh heh heh...we don't _have_ an elephant, heh
heh.
Bill: Come on, kid: just take the money, huh? Otherwise we might get
fired. You don't want us to get fired, do you?
Bart: Ehh, either way.
[the DJs gasp]
-- The cruelty of ten-year-olds, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
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and TV Guides
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