Bart: Take him away, boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Wiggum: [quietly] Do what the kid says.
-- Yeah, what he said, "Cape Feare"

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