Bart: I knew I had to buy some time. So I asked him to sing the score from the "H.M.S.

Bart: I knew I had to buy some time. So I asked him to sing the score
from the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
Homer: Ooh, a plan fiendishly clever in its in-tric-asies.
-- Homer, literary scholar, "Cape Feare"

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