Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to _you_.
-- Some things just won't stick, "Cape Feare"
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to _you_.
-- Some things just won't stick, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question.
This place "Moe's" you left just before the... - a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast]
Burns:
Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly... - Agent 1: [presses the buzzer]
Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm.
hmm...what? How dare you disturb me during... - Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
Homer: [moans] Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate... - Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball,
first name Ura. Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? ... - Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello?
Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
Who may I say is speaking to me? Foreman... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and
you're a shoo-in!
Bart: [walks onstage, squints at cue cards] Hello,... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
