Abe: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably
that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay.
Bart: [dismissively] Grampa, Matlock's not real.
Abe: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if
someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's
good eatin'!
-- Matlock and corn: good by themselves,
twice as good together, "Cape Feare"
that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay.
Bart: [dismissively] Grampa, Matlock's not real.
Abe: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if
someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's
good eatin'!
-- Matlock and corn: good by themselves,
twice as good together, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking
about is meeting Matlock.
Now you've met him, swiped his pills -- [reads... - Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric
Medicine.
You know, health care for the aging is an important... - Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]... - I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock.
-
Grampa Simpson, "Whacking... - If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob,
I don't think it's going to affect things one way... - Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it... - Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson?
Bart:
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ...
From the same category:
- Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer.
Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday,
granddaughter. Patty: Marge, I think that's your father... - Helen: All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes?
All: [raising hands] Aye! Marge: [gets up] All right... - Lisa: Hmm. Pressure dropping, humidity rising over eighty percent,
increasing wind? [consults "How, Why, and Huh... - I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions
of dollars who needs our help.
And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to... - Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means...
