But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
-- Bart, "Cape Feare"
-- Bart, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making
irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin? Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve... - Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is... - Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
Homer Simpson Cape... - cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson,
with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_... - Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat",
and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but... - Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart
Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited... - Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief
Piggum!"
[everyone laughs]
Heh,
now I get it. That's good. -- Guess you _didn't_... - Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say,
"Die Bart, Die?" Bob: [conciliatorily]... - Bart: I knew I had to buy some time. So I asked him to sing the score
from the "H.M.S.
Pinafore". Homer: Ooh, a plan fiendishly clever in...
From the same category:
- Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy '70s throwbacks that appeals to
Generation Xers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks... - Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people,
you struggle to resist the urge to punch in... - Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
[Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred... - Abe: 61... 62... 63... Oh no! 63! He's out of air! I've sent my only
grandson to a watery gra.
64! He's found the treasure! I'm rich! -- A wide... - Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before
God comes!
Homer is awakened by construction, "Sideshow Bob...
