Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain". I'm your
announcer, Corporal Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle. And
heeere's McBain!
McBain: Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice. Let's say hello to my music
guy, Skoey. [Skoey bows] That is some outfit, Skoey. It
makes you look like a homosexual.
[Audience boos]
Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!
Bart: This is horrible.
Lisa: The FOX network has sunk to a new low.
-- Thank God for FOX, "Cape Feare"
announcer, Corporal Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle. And
heeere's McBain!
McBain: Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice. Let's say hello to my music
guy, Skoey. [Skoey bows] That is some outfit, Skoey. It
makes you look like a homosexual.
[Audience boos]
Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!
Bart: This is horrible.
Lisa: The FOX network has sunk to a new low.
-- Thank God for FOX, "Cape Feare"
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