Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we
never heard about this until today?
Bart: Yeah, and what happened to the money you made?
Lisa: Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
Bart: Since when could you write a song?
Homer: [laughs] There are perfectly good answers to those questions.
But they'll have to wait for another night. Now off to bed!
-- Never a continuity error,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we
never heard about this until today?
Bart: Yeah, and what happened to the money you made?
Lisa: Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
Bart: Since when could you write a song?
Homer: [laughs] There are perfectly good answers to those questions.
But they'll have to wait for another night. Now off to bed!
-- Never a continuity error,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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