Homer: Hey, fellows, I'm back!
Carl: Oh, that's great. Your replacement was getting tired.
[shot of a chicken in Homer's chair, pecking the controls]
Hey, Queenie, you can go now!
Homer: I'll give her a good home.
[scene shifts back to Bart and Lisa, centered on Homer's
stomach]
And I did.
-- Always keeps his promises,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Carl: Oh, that's great. Your replacement was getting tired.
[shot of a chicken in Homer's chair, pecking the controls]
Hey, Queenie, you can go now!
Homer: I'll give her a good home.
[scene shifts back to Bart and Lisa, centered on Homer's
stomach]
And I did.
-- Always keeps his promises,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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Marge: Mmm,
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forever.
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