Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
Woman: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.
-- The best policy, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Woman: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.
-- The best policy, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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- Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel:
Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your... - Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call
ourselves?
Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three... - Homer, Skinner, and Apu sing]
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Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop. Apu: This is... - Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
Isn't it true that you're really an Indian... - Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu... - Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp.
Apu: That's $1.85.
Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu... - Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner,
Apu, and I would get together and sing, and... - Woods: Apu!
Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm... - Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the
Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need...
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- Benefits? Perqs? A green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day?
Monty Burns reads the proposed union contract, ... - And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power,
the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except... - Marge: I can honestly say that was the most fun I've ever had.
The mill, the history, all that gorgeous...... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say...
Selma:
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
