From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil.

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  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen...
• John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde,
  but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match...
• D.A. Now, Mrs. Lovejoy, could you tell us a little about Marge Simpson?
  Helen: Well, as the wife of a minister, I'm privy to...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
  feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
• Now, reader, I have told my dream to thee; See if thou canst interpret it to me Or to thyself,
  or neighbor. But take heed Of misinterpreting; for...
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge:
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now...
• Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
  do your dirty sinful business. Ned: Well, howdy...
• Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me, "How good,
  how good does it feel to be free?" And I answer them...