From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil.
-- Helen Lovejoy, "Marge in Chains"
-- Helen Lovejoy, "Marge in Chains"
Related:
- Marge: Has anyone seen Homer?
Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy
neighbor.
Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen... - John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde,
but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match... - D.A. Now, Mrs. Lovejoy, could you tell us a little about Marge
Simpson?
Helen: Well, as the wife of a minister, I'm privy to... - Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Now, reader, I have told my dream to thee;
See if thou canst interpret it to me
Or to thyself,
or neighbor. But take heed Of misinterpreting; for... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business. Ned: Well, howdy... - Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me,
"How good,
how good does it feel to be free?" And I answer them...
