Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the
Simpsons and Flanders. If this were a more perfect world, we'd
all be known as the Flimpsons. So here's to my best friend, Ned.
Ned: [sighs] Well, sir...my entire family is very touched --
Homer: Food fight!
[All the Simpsons get into it while the Flanders just get
pelted]
Homer: [later] Whatcha doin'?
Ned: We're heading back. Todd's got Zesty Italian in his eye.
Homer: Oh, OK. But at least let me take the boat out for one last spin?
Ned: Oh, I don't know --
Homer: Too late!
Ned: [groans] Oh Lord, please give me the strength to endure Homer
Simpson's friendship?
[Homer jumps the boat high out of the water right onto Ned's
car]
Homer: Your car. [looks at the full parking lot] Boy, what are the
odds, huh? [laughs]
-- "Homer Loves Flanders"
Simpsons and Flanders. If this were a more perfect world, we'd
all be known as the Flimpsons. So here's to my best friend, Ned.
Ned: [sighs] Well, sir...my entire family is very touched --
Homer: Food fight!
[All the Simpsons get into it while the Flanders just get
pelted]
Homer: [later] Whatcha doin'?
Ned: We're heading back. Todd's got Zesty Italian in his eye.
Homer: Oh, OK. But at least let me take the boat out for one last spin?
Ned: Oh, I don't know --
Homer: Too late!
Ned: [groans] Oh Lord, please give me the strength to endure Homer
Simpson's friendship?
[Homer jumps the boat high out of the water right onto Ned's
car]
Homer: Your car. [looks at the full parking lot] Boy, what are the
odds, huh? [laughs]
-- "Homer Loves Flanders"
Related:
- Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the
snow]
Ned:
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders... - sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one,
"I'm Worried (Need Money)". If you want tickets... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that...
