Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson.
Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?
Smithers: [brief chuckle] He thwarted your campaign for governor,
you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown,
his wife painted you in the nude...
Burns: Doesn't ring a bell.
-- I'd remember if Marge was nude while painting me...
"Last Exit to Springfield"
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson.
Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?
Smithers: [brief chuckle] He thwarted your campaign for governor,
you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown,
his wife painted you in the nude...
Burns: Doesn't ring a bell.
-- I'd remember if Marge was nude while painting me...
"Last Exit to Springfield"
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Smithers:
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Smithers:
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sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know...
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