Lisa: [writing] I propose to determine the answer to the question:
is my brother dumber than a hamster?
Bart: Hey Lis, look what I can do!
[inserts fist into mouth, but discovers he can't retract it]
Mmmph -- doggone it.
-- Are you sure you don't already know?, "Duffless"
is my brother dumber than a hamster?
Bart: Hey Lis, look what I can do!
[inserts fist into mouth, but discovers he can't retract it]
Mmmph -- doggone it.
-- Are you sure you don't already know?, "Duffless"
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