Ah, nothing beats a good porno movie.
-- Chief Wiggum, "I Love Lisa"
-- Chief Wiggum, "I Love Lisa"
Related:
- Lisa: That story isn't suitable for children.
Chief Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version... - Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!
-- Chief Wiggum addresses a bowl of walnuts,
"I Love... - Attention all units! Riot in progress at (*click*)
-
Chief Wiggum turns a deaf ear, "I Love... - Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob... - Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to
you crooked cops!
Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no!... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie... - PORNO WESTERN --
a movie in which all the guys are hung... - Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well,
if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter... - Moe: Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question.
We were collecting canned goods for the starving...
