Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh.
-- Ralph, "I Love Lisa"
-- Ralph, "I Love Lisa"
Related:
- Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found
vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven ... - Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy,
Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the... - Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2... - Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class:
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are... - Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
[pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars"... - 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal... - Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more,
that was the happiest day of my life. Mrs. Hoover... - You have one line, and then you're shot.
-- Miss Hoover coaches Milhouse on his r\^ole as Abraham
Lincoln,
"I Love... - I love my wife and my Turbo C,
sure miss...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern hemisphere.
Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"? Lisa... - Frink: You've got to listen to me.
Elementary chaos theory tells us that all... - You're the first person I've had over to the house since my Dad went
nuts.
Nelson brings Lisa over, "Lisa's Date With... - Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their... - Bart: [hurt] Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up.
Marge:
Here's your hot chocolate. Bart: [looking at other...
