Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class: [giggles and snickers]
Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph. These scissors
couldn't cut butter. [demonstrates on her arm]
-- All the better to slice you to pieces with,
"I Love Lisa"
Class: [giggles and snickers]
Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph. These scissors
couldn't cut butter. [demonstrates on her arm]
-- All the better to slice you to pieces with,
"I Love Lisa"
Related:
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[Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his
wife and children]
Lisa:
Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more,
that was the happiest day of my life. Mrs. Hoover... - Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh.
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Ralph, "I Love... - Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy,
Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2... - Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...
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- Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock... - Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart?
Bart: Nah.
He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach... - To the Simpson-Mobile!
-- Homer,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise...
